wahh the lettuce is making me shit myself wahhh the air is smokey and smells like like a pleasant bonfire with pals wahhhh thats how yall sound bro tighten up omg
When i was a child i would sometimes eat nutella straight from the jar with a spoon. A grotesquely gluttonous proclivity of immeasurable greed. I was a fucking animal. I was sick in the head.
On the other hand i was just trying to enjoy something sweet in what was otherwise a joyless existence. A shameless and extreme cope in a harrowing world. Poor boy.
Ahead of today's game, Egypt coach Hossam Hassan appealed to the world to "let the Palestinian people live." Israel responds by killing the head of public relations for the Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza: