Object-Oriented Onanism

EXOGENOUS SHOCKS FROM INDIVIDUAL WEIRDOS

[BrianMier @BrianMteleSUR]

NYT, which ignored judicial overreach in Brazil when Lava Jato Judge Sergio Moro did things like arbitrarily arrest Lula's former Economy Minister during his wife's chemotherapy session, now frets over Bolsonaro's guilty verdict. My latest @FAIRmediawatch https://t.co/vzqjT6jyNN

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@Bowsnonk @90sSlowJamz We have one of those in Philly. The format lost out VERY FAST, and now it's just incomprehensible stretched imax on this dumb curved screen

[Avery Edison @aedison]

One of my favorite, now lost, tweets.

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

I wonder how much money she thinks you can get for cans, or how accessible and convenient scrapyards are

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@xhidae @SZapper85 @Goodvibes625 Because of the pun

[David Kaib @DavidKaib]

Given that you aren’t really in a good position to engage in shopping around when you need to go to the hospital, I’m not sure the whole network thing makes any sense.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

everyone keeps saying that the vaccines didn't kill people but what if i just said there were placebos. don't forget to buy my antivax book

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@_elzubeir @jordanbpeterson Why

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@NoOneofCons 1) thanks

2) i KNEW the outrage was bullshit

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

What's actually going on with coal/wood oven pizza in NY? All the conservatives get distracted by obsessive libidinal hatred halfway through tweeting about it, so i can't tell whether they're just making it up

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@tholzerman Apparently "the libs are trying to make pizza illegal" or something - I'm not on Twitter so much anymore

[SLUG @generalslug]

why are you as a man letting country roads take you home

[Kiran Stacey @kiranstacey]

This is how all diplomatic readouts should read. https://t.co/iPaCkMNVJp

[Dad Kapital @dad_kapital]

@allahliker “That shit crazy” seems like a pretty good explanation

[Alex Degen in my 2025 era @atothe_d]

@allahliker Imagine if for decades we had been told heroic tales of 'disrupting' tech billionaires who have gotten rich making things worse for everyone from a press that says this is progress, and then you see them disrupt themselves to death?
Celebrating this is post-covid empathy fatigue,

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@murderxbryan "I thought he was so cool, skipping the wallet for office supply minimalism. Then I saw the ULINE logo on that binder clip and that's when I pivoted"

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@murderxbryan after i lost my last wallet, i switched to using a big binder clip for my cards & cash. It looks SO janky. I think I'm on to something

[Object-Oriented Onanism @big_microbe_]

@murderxbryan Get you a binder clip. Until you pare down your stack of cards, just get a big binder clip