Mohammed Al Fayed

We're not Real Madrid, we're not Barcelona, we are Fulham FFC, I am the owner.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Had to put Felix in his place!

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Me and @stockogk1313 having a large cognac for breakfast this morning.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Just found out Khan has taken the statue down of MJ?! Once I finish my cigar I'm going to cut his tash off.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

I'm a man of elegance today, red wine for breakfast.Off to scumford bridge via the pub.WE ARE FULHAM,SUPER FULHAM.WE ARE FULHAM FUCK CHELSKI

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Having a pint of cognac with Mr Kahn in the cottage. To all my fellow #FFC fans my love for you will last forever. COME ON YOU WHITES

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Just had a chat with berba.. He said if he doesn't score 3 next game then he'll buy large Cubans for the whole team and some hash for Jol

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

#DebtFree Thanks to me. I love @FulhamFC . Today 3 points against man utd. #Easy #FFC

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

I fucked an Egyptian milf last night. Not only was the sex great, but I got to keep the bandages too

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

When you wake up in the middle of the night, there is an 80% chance that Big Mo is staring at you.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Watching Tv with Berba, he just said "Keep Calm And Pass My The Lighter"

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

ONE TEAM IN FULHAM!! THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN FULHAM!!!

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

On a brighter note, me and Ruiz are going to spend the afternoon xmas shopping and drinking mulled wine. #COYW

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Just landed at the John Lennon airport in liverpool. My lambo i left here last season only has 1 window and a wheel left. Bloody scousers.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Make sure you send me pictures of the QPR fans beaten up bodies.

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

My boy Petric cooking me some grub

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Let me know where you want me to take you tomorrow!! Less than 24 hours till kick off!! #TAKEMEHOOOOOOME #COYW #ffc

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

@DJAdamJay1 i dont own harrods anymore, YOU JOG ON MR POOR!

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

If i see Tony Fernandes on saturday i'm going to take him car shopping,he's breaking the worst prem records with qpr!#TopLad #UndercoverFFC

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

Me and berba have been playing tennis all morning, not as quick as I used to be but haven't lost it! Late lunch time now going burger king

[Mohammed Al Fayed @big_mo_ffc]

If i put all my money on the floor... Gervinho's forehead is still bigger.