colin

giant dumbass

[colin @big_monstera]

Corbin love island will sit slackjawed in a pool with his ex and say “could I get a kiss on the cheek tho” and then ten mins later be with one of the guys and say some shit like “though my lust for her still remains I do not wish for my dark feelings to burden her tender soul”

[colin @big_monstera]

I can’t believe he figures out a way to come up with the worst imaginable take every single time

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Stephen A. Smith believes Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks “saved the NBA” by defeating Victor Wembanyama and the Spurs for the championship.

“If San Antonio wins it all, the whole league has to start building around one question: how do you stop the alien, that 7-foot-5 alien from France? But instead, a 6’1 guard not the most explosive athlete, not someone playing above the rim just a smart, crafty basketball mind with elite footwork, ended up leading his team to the title.”

[colin @big_monstera]

@FreeStateDebate @comicskirby To enable life

[colin @big_monstera]

Ro’s tweet getting bombarded with bots

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American.

And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars!

You don't think that's worth it?

[colin @big_monstera]

@FreeStateDebate @comicskirby I don’t care to answer your question, because I don’t care to convince you of anything. You are fundamentally misguided on the purpose of society/government, and I will always disagree with you.

[colin @big_monstera]

@VathilaW49066 @FreeStateDebate @comicskirby I mean Elon is a dumb sex addicted deadbeat so I guess he’s living proof

[colin @big_monstera]

@FreeStateDebate @comicskirby He didn’t work for it either my man

[gracie @gorp77_]

missing being in a hot tub with my honey somewhere in washington

[colin @big_monstera]

@gorp77_ Sexiest woman

[colin @big_monstera]

Shocking

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Exclusive: Phil Mickelson accused of nonconsensual, inappropriate contact with a female employee at his home course. Following the allegation, he is no longer a member of the club. Our Golf Digest investigation: https://t.co/9oUaElyErq

[colin @big_monstera]

Dogwalked bro

[jeremy scahill @jeremyscahill]

⚡️Iranian official tells me that if the U.S. resumes the war, Iran will launch attacks targeting American interests across the region.

🔺”We have taken advantage of the ceasefire to restore and strengthen our missile capabilities,” he said. “Trump lacks the ability to make the decision necessary to end his disgraceful war, and we are fully aware of this reality.”

🔺The official said that reports that Trump has been waiting two weeks for Iran to respond to his proposals are spin.

The reality, the official said, is that the basic outlines of a deal were in place and Trump “disrupted” the agreed upon negotiating framework and made new demands. “From our perspective, there is absolutely no possibility of responding to it, as it falls outside the framework of negotiations,” the official said.

[colin @big_monstera]

If you are an able bodied individual using a remote controlled push cart, I genuinely think less of you and know in my heart I could smoke you in 18 holes of golf 100 times out of 100.

[colin @big_monstera]

That fuckin Corbin guy said “I want to explore handcuffs”

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This is the literal exact discussion Platner wants right now lol

[gracie @gorp77_]

went to the asian grocery store after work, boyfriend made pad thai, smoking a bowl on our porch while it’s approximately 82 degrees and breezy. summer is here and oh so good.

[colin @big_monstera]

@mertcentury Never really made stir fry with rice noodles, so they’re a little suspect, but the flavor is on. Opted for some chicken, tomatoes absolutely need to be thrown in later because they kinda just melted into the stir fry, but that ain’t the worst thing.

[colin @big_monstera]

@mertcentury Went for it

[colin @big_monstera]

@mertcentury On it 🫡

[colin @big_monstera]

Doing research