Lounge room lizard

No, I'm not stalking you online.
I'm outside your house.

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@ginamartin_uk @SheRa_Marley Let me live, love, and say it well in good sentences."
--Sylvia Plath

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@davidvance @theresa_may That will go down well with potential trading partners that we are looking to do deals with. We don't honour our existing commitments.

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@BlondeRach31 Uptrousering

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@JonathanPieNews So it mattered not a jot that he only had one ball.

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@mrjamesob LFIWIP, but I reckon @Herring1967 got there first with #RHLSTP

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@Herring1967 I propose only runners up from sports personality of the year (not winners) be eligible to be team captains.

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@JuliaHB1 Is it snowing?

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@nadhimzahawi Is there a register of genuine apprenticeships that lead to vocational careers earning decent wages, or are apprenticeships able to be offered in relatively low-skilled jobs in order to secure cheap labour?

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@CheshireLive Presumably if the landowner had been contacted and launched his own rescue, but died in the process, said resident would shrug it aside as collateral damage but ultimately cost effective.

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@DaveWallsworth @ChrisMasonBBC @sarahcruddas Fat chance, we can't even get a bus to our local town on a Sunday because there is no service.

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@dave10464547 I thought those beaches were under a constant barrage of migrants in dinghies. Are they having a day off?

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@ThatTimWalker @BBCr4today We can't just get on with it, even no deal requires negotiation. Anybody who doesn't realise this is living in denial.
(No Egyptian river jokes accepted)

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@MirrorPolitics "we knew what we were voting for, the army reserves being called up, that is what we voted for. And motorway lorry carparks as well, we definitely voted for those"

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@evolvepolitics @mah0n3y From the party that sold its morals for a seat at the big table.

[Lounge room lizard @big_six6]

@nick_gutteridge Are they brexting?

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@JonathanPieNews And clean shaven too.

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@JamesCleverly You Tories don't need a sat Nov to keep going around in circles.

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@mrchrisaddison Box of tissues!
Is that Damian Green's desk?

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@MattHancock It's astonishing that it has taken 2 years and an embarrassment in parliament for her to start considering other opinions apart from her own.

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@Peston £1 billion of our money spent on propping up this shitshow government.