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Why are white British ppl hideous with disgusting teeth but black British people are all sexy and hotter than American black people

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My only follower is a fucking Jewish bot but I’ll get banned on any other platform so hello void

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Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be another movie where it’s just Adam Sandler shitting out of his loose butthole and pissing out of his tiny dick for over an hour straight.

#happygilmore2

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I’d do anal with one of those old fat Mexican ladies that get hired on as cooks at fast food restaurants.

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Instagram sucks so fucking bad because Mark Zuckerberg can’t even get pussy from his cow patty wife but Elon’s autistic retarded ass SLINGS WET CUNT.

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Listened to it in the car earlier. Had to fast forward that shit :/

[Brent Faiyaz Updates @thebrentfaiyaz]

BRENT FAIYAZ IS BACK. 🤫🐐👑

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Mark my words- one day I’ll have Joe Rogan’s tits stuffed and hung on my mantle.

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I be pushing out my farts so I fart harder. Idgaf if I shit myself.

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Where all the lesbians at

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Diddy and R. Kelly should’ve had a freak-off for the winner’s freedom from prison

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I clean my g*n more than I clean my own dick.

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Ever been pissed on by a real one before ?

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Hell I’d put my balls in her ass

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I’m so horny I’d put my dick between two smoked turkey legs.

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I’d fuck a morbidly obese bitch idc. She don’t even have to look right.

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@marcos_nemetz 🙏🙏

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Tyler Perry is a fat, hairy bitch

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Dick so big you’d thought it was retarded

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Something about that fruit flavored Quaker oatmeal has my dick tingling throughout breakfast time

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I’ll put my sack in some hedge clippers before I ever follow the suggested X accounts.