andy m

Tall.

[andy m @bigajm]

@TheGriftReport Ghost-written, of course.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Nothing he says comes across as sincere. Nothing.

[andy m @bigajm]

Why is the #NewsAt6 advertising Toy Story 5 film? It's already been advertised on #TheOneShow. #bbc

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

On my wedding reception tables, I put the benefit cheat next to the benefit fraud investigator. Thought they might have something in common

[andy m @bigajm]

Get a new phone and all your messages will be restored from the cloud.
Unless you don't want them to be retrieved ....?
#bbcbreakfast

[andy m @bigajm]

@BurnsideWasTosh Salt of the earth.

[andy m @bigajm]

@fesshole First in the queue for redundancy.

[andy m @bigajm]

Pity she can't stick to "no comment, no comment" forevermore. #Sturgeon
https://t.co/yd8IuX9Hqf

[andy m @bigajm]

@fesshole You started a chien reaction.

[andy m @bigajm]

"has" or "groped"?
https://t.co/N5r4csJaen

[andy m @bigajm]

@SarahForRuncorn The proliferation is simply because more people have beards these days, according to James O'Brien.

[andy m @bigajm]

@tittersome @JonathanPieNews I couldn't criticise the man if he had a bean-to-cup in the bedroom too.

[andy m @bigajm]

Should be life.
https://t.co/cXK8GSIqCY

[The Procurement Files @procurementfile]

🇬🇧 There are 79 vape shops on the Home Office’s public register of licensed visa sponsors.

‘Guardian Vapes Ltd’ in South Shields is licensed to sponsor overseas workers via the ‘Skilled Worker Visa’ route. 🧵1/3

[leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️ @LeilaniDowding]

This is wild 😳😳😳. How can vape shops sponsor “skilled workers”. wtf

[andy m @bigajm]

Just tried watching #SpiderNoir.
It's Spider-Non, for me.

[andy m @bigajm]

How can it be "unprecedented heat" today if it was hotter on Tuesday? #GMB #goodmorningbritain

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

Have the old bill read the warranty terms I wonder….?

[andy m @bigajm]

@modernheroestv @weareboxt Ok.

[Rod Spode @RodSpode2]

.@UKLabour JUDGE ANTHONY RUSSELL KC. Has given at least 6 non-sentences to convicted paedophiles.
Strip him of his position and jail!