Alan "Big Al"

61, EDL member, proud voter of LEAVE, voted UKIP, love women hate poofs. Owner of local Greggs/Pub. God save The Queen.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

your a virgin if you go to area 51 just telling straight facts. going to local.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

Decided to go on holiday alone to find some pasties to smash. currently 9 pasties have been smashed looking to go higher.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@BurnesErnest Nice one come drop her off at mine and i'll put her in the shed. fancy a pop down local after.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

Sorry for late post but the missus has broken out of the shed and ran off. if spotted message me and I’ll be on my way to put her in a choke hold.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@bethany_spiby No go back in your shed

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

Just got a message of some cunt saying they are my number neighbour some shite like that. told them to fuck off stupid cunts not interested.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@StevieBoi696969 sounds great steve might give it a go on the missus

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

the missus just showed me a video of some lass getting fucked by a lads foot. starting throwing up my full english threw her back in the shed.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@gorillagazEDL nice one gazza

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

The season I’m off my head on ket and sniff

[lauren mcevoy @laurenmcevoy13]

What’s better than holiday season?? 💜

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@english_nut Right there George

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

What you choosing

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@bethany_spiby Who washes in water. true patriots wash in carling.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

What the fuck are lasses wearing on their feet these days. look like rat fur on a sandal load of bollocks. going to local.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

sat in back garden drinking carling and eating great British sausage rolls couldn't get any better.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@bethany_spiby no thanks you have the clap.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

whats all this malarky of a sex move called the "coconut". sounds ridiculous might get the missus out the shed and give it a go.

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@GaryClintonUK Im gettin the missus out the shed and giving her a shag

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

@GaryClintonUK Nice one Gary best be good sniff

[Alan "Big Al" @bigalBREXIT]

Someone lend me some sniff for the weekend. will pay back when wages come in.