fionaappletheestallion

I’m always tweeting wearing a black, vintage, sequin gown… as divas do.

[evan @elktorn]

Basement Jaxx - Romeo (2001)

[Harley Quint IT 🇯🇲 @abigvle]

Honestly why tf do you have a bbl as a police officer? Dont irritate me

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

when I left the psych ward and a girl there asked me for my phone number to keep in touch all I could think of was this image

[LVCIDCTRL @lvcidctrl]

how high were they

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[bald sebastian stan @filemyrph]

I didn’t even realize a politician could use a Pride event to announce real change and progress. We’re so conditioned to accept the bare minimum.

[.💽⋆ @sufjanseason]

fiona apple – not about love (2005)

[໊ @juliechen]

When Grandma realizes her pussy the reason for everybody in the room.

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

#WeAreTookieDeLaCrème

[Mike @mikenewyawk]

NO stop adding celebrities who care about their image, we need alcoholic rich women who arent famous

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

bro 😭

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

For the avid fire sitter ($100)

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[maff. 💫 @MathewNoKnowles]

my life has never been the same

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Just wanna remind you- if you liked or loved I Love Boosters- go fill out a Rotten Tomatoes audience review.

If you didn't like I Love Boosters- Rotten Tomatoes is down right now.

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever