Esq life

Ohio living with a New Jersey attitude

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

$58 to fill my gas tank this morning, lovely way to start a Friday

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

I always turn #Unexpected off right away because Jason makes me physically ill. That poor girl.

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

I need to start tweeting more, esp with my new 90 day fiancé obsession #guiltypleasure

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Cheering on New Jersey’s own @Nic_Fink as he takes to the pool at #Tokyo2020 with @TeamUSA! 🏊‍♂️

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Instagram just showed me an ad that suggested I put on real pants. So that’s where I’m at in life currently

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾Our first day at the WH #PawsRelease

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

2021 has started off great.... I am COVID positive. If anyone has any tips for beating this quickly, I’d appreciate it!

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

@din0spumoni and I about to have a serious Tony Hawk PS4 battle

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

The highlight of my day so far has been getting a call from a literal person named Jake from State Farm

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

If playing Sinatra while rolling meatballs for the slow cooker is wrong, I don’t want to be right

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Literally I am that girl today rolling up 10 minutes late with the expensive drink that made me late

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Quarantine = re-watching Lost, one of my fave shows of all time and fiancé HAS NEVER SEEN IT. This is so fun for me

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

NOT ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS FOR TODAY

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

So far 2020, you suck.

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Didn’t think I exhibited any bride-zilla behavior until walked into Men’s Warehouse today upset about tie color

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Come home from work after one of the longest days ever to find that my dog took a huge poop in her crate

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

Nothing says Monday morning like a firm wide power outage

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DANNY DIMES THE KING OF NEW YORK

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

I learned an important lesson today - do NOT buy wrapping paper from the dollar store

[Esq life @bigASSociate]

I know how to get a bitch mad don’t I 🤔 #CARDI