The Texquire

Little Lawyer, Big Lone Star State. Sometimes people laugh at my jokes. Liberal use of gifs. #LawTwitter @thetexquire.bsky.social

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Does this make me part of the cool kid club now?

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@LadyVoldemort09 @Singlemaltfiend Sending prayers and our condolences 🖤

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I understand this feeling.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dumpling. She got her very first sweater and promptly deactivated. 12/10

[Anne Smith @AnneS4Justice]

This post has gone viral today!

When @KamalaHarris said, “I will always tell you the truth, even if it difficult to hear…” she meant it! She told you so!

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CONFIRMED: The first full week of January is ALWAYS the longest of the year.

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Daughter: I got a Barbie for Christmas! I want 100 Barbies!!
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.

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@rideorrye

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@LadyVoldemort09 You found my child!

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@LadyVoldemort09 Same scenario. I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist.
On the flip side. If it’s at my eye level he doesn’t see things.

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@LadyVoldemort09 Whoa!

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@wstafrican Sedated and curated.

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Just now catching up on the squirrel news.

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Trying to keep my mind occupied. Meanwhile I just ate a tiny pie and a bag of Chex mix for lunch.

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“Make America Healthy”
Serves up burgers and fries…

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@counselorfrog More reason vapes are ruining the nation.

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Rewatching Encanto:
Is Mirabel’s gift the gift of insight and that’s also why she wears glasses?

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@counselorfrog Why are cybertrucks. Period.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Accidental Pink Floyd.

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These voicemail translations crack me up.