emily the menace

she/her

[emily the menace @bigauntieEm]

New tongue twister: Millie Bobby Brown is engaged to Jon Bon Jovi’s son

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Whenever I see my own reflection I say “you are such a funny girl”

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@msmalos Canadian niche

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I would never date a man who loves the marvel cinematic universe

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My perfect day starts and ends at the Pizza Hut buffet

[emily the menace @bigauntieEm]

When divorce rates rise I will thrive

[emily the menace @bigauntieEm]

Went off roading today (I hit a curb)

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What if aliens came to earth and they were funnier than us?

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What do u mean nepotism has nothing to do with Neopets????

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Crazy how they can put a man on the moon but I can’t use my iPhone if my fingers are too sweaty

[emily the menace @bigauntieEm]

Crazy that it’s 2023 and we still don’t have a Guinea pig emoji

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Wow, that guy’s a real LOL (London Ontario Loser)

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I wanna tuck and roll off a rooftop

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I’m at the point where I’m writing into podcasts for advice

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I feel no shame when I say “I want my mommy!”

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@heavenisms444 I spy the David Bowie stall! 👀

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I think the thrill of a water slide would be very beneficial for my mental health right now

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I’ve got “supporting character” vibes

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The Blues Clues Booze Cruise