Big Pooper

👑 of raw butting public toilets

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Guess_Pray_Bets Every time I tail you the play wins😡😡😡I want my money back😡😡😡

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari Okay ParlayDickEater 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

Negative survival instincts😂😂climb a tree or something instead of getting tossed by a bison😂

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Holy crap. Hope this guy recovers. This is terrifying.

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

Closing my eyes and obliterating it to the sound of the Women’s Roland-Garros

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari I know you spit that champagne out right after that sip

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari Ew.

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

The windows on airplanes not lining up with each row of seats is such a miss

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Juanito1010 @ParlaySafari That is a really solid point 😂😂😂 parlaysastinky

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari Not impressive at all. Let’s take a poll on if it was impressive to get the 1st quarter score WRONG

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari That HAS to be Jordan Gumberg right?? Maybe Brandt Snedeker??

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Guess_Pray_Bets Still gonna tail. Ready for bounce back year.

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Adrianmanarino9 @Guess_Pray_Bets Why are you so infatuated with that bald dude?

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@DUBNATION107 @Guess_Pray_Bets BROOOOOOO I didn’t even see that they lost…PTSD PARTY first in my suicide note

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@ParlaySafari Not tailing this ass shit😂😂😂who is that weak ass white dude in the picture?

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

I would’ve been promoted to CEO that year if this was me

[bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

“If you don’t fuck my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion”

Fucking hell…

[ParlaySafari @ParlaySafari]

As someone who’s lived in Pittsburgh 90% of my life, I have one piece of advice for everyone coming in for the NFL Draft:

Good luck at the Fort Pitt Tunnel exit where you first see the skyline … then realize you need to move across 3 lanes in 200 feet. Godspeed.

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

Not sure if everyone will see this knows, but Big Pooper watches A LOT of golf (racist trait, I know)

🌸Here are my masters bets🌸

1u Fleetwood
2.5u Rahm T5
5u Morikowa T10
2.5u PReed T20
5u Cam Young T20
1u Justin Rose FRL
2.5u Rahm Day 1 group win / Rose Day 1 group win

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Guess_Pray_Bets Bro I’ve been tailing your picks forever and you’re actually super ass. I’m not tryna be a dick but you have to be the biggest fade ever, pussy!

[Big Pooper @bigbackpolice]

@Guess_Pray_Bets Holy fuck this guy is so ass. Why the in the world would anyone tail this dumbass retard😭😭😭