ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀

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ᅠᅠ⠀⠀⠀⠀sʜᴇ’s 𝖐ɪɴᴅ𝓪 𝓟𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘⠀ .͟.͟. ⠀ ׅ⎖
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[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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ᅠᅠɪ 𝖈ᴀɴ’𝒕 sᴛᴏᴘ 𝖑ᴏᴏᴋɪ𝓷’ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ
⠀ ᅠᅠ𝐓 ─ 𝐓 ─ 𝐓 ─ 𝐓 ─ 𝕱𝑨𝑪𝑬 ׅ⎖
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https://t.co/TgGaE2g5cR

[𝙀𝙑𝙀. @coeurdeIapin]

dropping the ooc marks for this.
hello! i’m charlie. i’m a 28 year old, disabled trans man. i lived with my grandma to help take care of her and my nearly 80 year old mentally handicapped uncle. my grandma is now terminally ill and unable to care for him. i’ve been —>

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀Swear on my left paw ׅ⎖ If you were 𝐫𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝐲 my target ， 𝓣𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓 me ， you would’ve ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ by now . * 💧
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

i find that hard to believe 💢

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀𝓡𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐚𝒙 ， you ain’t gotta worry .͟.͟. You weren’t this years “ 𝐓𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬𝑻 . ” * 😙🎶
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

- .. you didn’t do anything though-?

[ Codi paused . then scrunched her nose with a slight frown.]

what did you do-? 💢

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀Well ， ʏᴇᴀʜ ─┄ But it looks like I pulled it off if ya didn’t notice anything weird yesterday ， 𝐡𝒎𝒎𝐦 〜 .ᐣ
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

last year , you set off paint bombs in the common area.

i don’t think ‘discreet’ is really your thing , Jabra .

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀I DO ׅ⎖ I just wanted to try somethin’ a little 𝓭𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝒕 this year .͟.͟. Somethin’ a little more ᴅɪsᴄʀᴇᴇᴛ . * ✨️ You catch my drift .ᐣ
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

no , but you certainly are good at it . 💢

not to mention i thought you loved april fools ?

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀My ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ doesn’t revolve around 𝖕𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝖌 everybody off ， y’know ─┄ * 💢
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[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

… hard to believe Jabra’s been quiet all day.

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

@harlequinbunn https://t.co/XWX5QmI4Y0

He’s both the ragebaited and the ragebaiter ., What’s wrong with this guy .

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

https://t.co/XWX5QmI4Y0

Sorry I don’t do anything serious ，I just want to have silly fun . 😭😭😭

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

you don’t have to , everyone else knows it’s a fact .

[ although he /is/ still getting under her skin .. 💢 ]

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀I CAN’T 𝓗𝐄𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑 YOUUU * 🗣‼️
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

not an option , more a fact , wolf.

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀The 𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 does not 𝖈𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒓𝐧 himself with the opinion of a ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ .
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[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

no.

you’re not .

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀I’m right 𝓟𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 a’times . You just don’t wanna ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ it . * 💢
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

i really hate it when you’re right . the very rare instances … 💢💢

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀Hey ─┄ 𝖄𝑶𝑼 asked about the dryhumping ， 𝓝𝐎𝐓 me . * 💦
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

have you considered there’s multiple types of foreplay- ‼️

[ they paused , before speaking again.]

… i cannot believe this a conversation we’re having-

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀What’s the 𝖕𝒐𝒊𝒏𝖙 of havin’ sex without the 𝓑𝐄𝐒𝐓 kind of ғᴏʀᴇᴘʟᴀʏ .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ The Hell .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀* 🤔💭 .͟.͟.
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

.. or have you even thought that /maybe/ i’d just never done it ❓❓

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀It’s related beCAUSE only a 𝐯𝒊𝒓𝒈𝒊𝐧 wouldn’t know how 𝓖𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 dryhumping is ， ᴅᴜʜ ׅ⎖
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT-‼️‼️

I ONLY ASKED HOW ITS RELATED TO THE QUESTION ‼️

[ᅠིྀ⃟𝓐𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀 @bigbadaIpha]

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⠀𝓖𝐘𝐀𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀 ׅ⎖ YOU ARE ׅ⎖ YOU’RE 𝐓𝑶𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 A VIRGIN ׅ⎖
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[↹ ᑕOᗪI @harlequinbunn]

i don’t think my virginity has /anything/ to do with this conversation-‼️