Robert Contois

Friend, confidant, gentleman.

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@NTPowerNews @MidlandON

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It is known fact that pets have prevented suicide. #truthiliveby

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@ThatEricAlper

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That time @ActuallyNPH had a cameo on #Blossom

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@MidlandFire Correct me if I'm wrong, but that only applies to homes built in 1980 and after, does it not?

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Hey @WendysCanada and @DoorDash I don't think there was any Chocolate or Frosty in my "Chocolate Frosty-ccino" Methinks I was sent an iced coffee. :(

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@CraigRossRock95 J! Y! D!

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Once again I had to beat the crowds and be the first customer at multiple booths at the town of Midland butter tart Festival 2023.

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@StephendeR81 @ButterTartFstvl Lots of goodies other than butter tarts available this year

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Hey @blackanddecker not sure what kind of "metal" this is, but it's garbage for sure.

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Heading into #DoubleJeopardy in the @Jeopardy Masters tournament, @KenJennings states that there's twice as many points available in 'Double Jeopardy'. When accounting for the two 'Daily Doubles' there's nearly 4X as many points available in round 2.

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.@MarshaWarfield so great to see you in a new episode of #NightCourt #NightCourtNBC

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.@Make_It_Right other than looking horrendous, do these meters violate any OBC's?

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Damn @BillyGardell your weight loss has been so successful that now the #socialscammers are using you to sell their #snakeoil

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.@KraftHeinzCan not impressed that you no longer include mixing bags in boxes of #ShakeNBake. Prices up, quality down. Another product for my 'Do Not Buy' list. I guess now you'll have to remove the word shake from the title.

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Hey @Wendys have you heard the news? #rihanna #halftimeshow

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.@TomArnold Hollywood Reporter magazine, March 1995

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.@kevinsmith dammit man, why did you have to go and make me cry #ClerksIII #watchthismovie #doitnow

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Hey @DaleandCharlie can you relate? #morningradio #radioiskey #supportyourlocalbroadcasters

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@POTUS And where exactly did you get your medical degree? #wishfulthing #fuckcancer #realismoveroptimism