Max

Colonial Commoner residing in NZ. Swims, bikes and runs occasionally.

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@carloszeejackal @jessicahodlr @Cutgatemuller Sweet Lord. Someone needs to cut out the 'special something' she's putting in her coffee.

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@carloszeejackal Nah, I'm all good. We stocked up well in advance so we could sell at a tidy profit.
#winners

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@TonyCouch2 You working on Norwegian fishing trawlers again?

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@CitizenBomber https://t.co/AZlciKxbJx

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@PureBloodnz @fsradionz Winner of the Auckland Marathon photo competition goes to...

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@MichaelMorrah @NewshubNZ If only there were cheap anti-viral drugs available with decades of safety data which could be used for early treatment or as a prophylactic.

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@winstonpeters Yep, let's all flock to get tested even when not suffering any symptoms.

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@damienmgrant Excellent. They need to educate their parents.

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@MarkHubbard33 @jacindaardern Locking kids in their homes. Preventing social interaction. Fear mongering to the extreme. Observing parents stress levels go through the roof as their livelihoods are at risk. Is anyone shocked by this?

[CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 @CharlotteEmmaUK]

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@MadmanNZ Lamb

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@CitizenBomber In the meantime, let's keep racking up more businesses going under, more suicides, more drug/alcohol/pharmaceutical dependency, more domestic abuse. We can then look forward to more homeless when interest rates rise and people cannot pay their mortgages.

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@PoliticsForAlI @guardian No doubt @CovidMarshall advised how best to deal with the situation.

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@carloszeejackal Just go for it. I can't see the police deploying the Armed Response Squad to bring you in!

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@EilisOHanIon Fucking Homer Simpson!

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@vanuaturedcross @dfat @AusHCVanuatu @malapa_terence Follow India's lead and start administering Ivermectin. Much cheaper.

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@CitizenBomber Yep, that piece of cloth which doesn't form a perfect seal or protect the eyes is going to keep you safe.

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@CovidMarshall Are you going to attempt Special Marshall selection? I hear they perform surveillance on houses suspected of having pensioners who are visited by caring family and friends. They are the true unsung heroes.

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@JulieAnneGenter Public in 'Have to buy food from Government approved store shocker'