Beepeen

Retention Funnels & Marketing for 7, 8 fig Ecom Brands

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

pov: you don't need crazy animation, graphics, gamification popup to get submit rate like this.

We just focus on the copies & customer psychology!

fyi: this pop-up is not made in $500 Alia. It's made in klaviyo for free.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

We took this 8 fig Brand's Email Revenue from 5% to 28% in 43 days by fixing the fundamentals.

> Deliverability
> Signup form
> 25+ Flows that will touch all the core customer journey touch points.
> Personalized Campaigns based on behavior & purchase history.

#ecom #emailmarketing

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

@rom1trs Os

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

Most subscription brands lose more to churn every month than they spend on ads.

But churn isn't a product problem. It's a communication problem.

We fix it with email.

DMs open if you're a DTC subscription brand watching customers quit after the first order.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

$116K in MRR.
Recovered in 30 days. One email did it.

Most subscription brands are filling a leaky bucket.

They pour money into ads at the top, while customers quietly drain out the bottom through churn.

Doesn't matter how much you pour in if the hole's there, you're never getting ahead.

That's the cycle this DTC brand was stuck in until we came in and patched the hole.

Here's exactly what we changed:

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

April → May, after we shipped it:

Churn rate: 40.91% → 18.26%
Cancellations: 7,036 → 3,648

MRR lost: $260.37K → $143.81K

$116K saved. One email. 30 days.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

I just broke down @harrydry’s 76-minute copywriting masterclass into a complete, easy-to-use guide.

Inside:
→ The 3-question test for great copy
→ How to make vague lines specific
→ How to write headlines people remember
→ Copywriting templates for ads, landing pages, and posts
→ A 7-day practice plan to actually improve

The biggest lesson?
Great copy should be:
Easy to picture
Easy to prove

Hard for competitors to copy

Most people write copy that sounds “nice.”

Great copy makes people see it, believe it, and remember it.

Repost this and comment COPY and I’ll send you the full doc.

[Shaun Eng @shauneng]

The golden age of Ecom is here.

Shopify is growing 30%+ every quarter. Brands exiting for $1B+. $100M/year brands popping out of nowhere

More opportunity than ever. But also more competition than ever.

Yet brands are scaling to bigger numbers than ever. How?

Go on the ad library right now. Pure slop. Everyone's ads look the same, sound the same, say the same thing.

Most ecom bros think the answer is automating with AI. Better prompts. Better tools. More volume.

AI works by predicting words. So all you mfs sound the same. You're not solving the problem. You're getting more efficient at accelerating it.

More noise. Higher CAC. And you wonder why your CPMs are through the roof selling supplements that sound exactly like every other supplement brand.

AI can copy your ads in hours. Your product in days. Information is saturated. Everyone already knows about market awareness levels and deep research.

Direct response alone isn't enough an edge anymore. So how do you actually win?

If you aren't thinking about how to stand out before you start running ads, you're preparing to lose.

Find the white space. A unique mechanism in your product. An underserved avatar nobody else is talking to. A positioning so specific that AI-generated slop can't replicate it.

We were just like everyone else a few years ago.
Chasing the same hooks and ad formats. Stuck at 6-figure months with no results.

We went deep on the customer. Came back with a basic comparison image, not AI slop, that showed our unique positioning to the right awareness and sophistication levels.

That brand scaled to $300k/day by Black Friday. $800k/day the year after.

The market is only getting bigger. There's enough space for everyone to eat.

There's no magic niche or ad format. The magic is in your ability to be 1 of 1.

You can copy Grüns and IM8's products. But you cannot copy the space they occupy in the customer's head.

When you think of greens gummy, it's already Grüns.
When you think of red multivitamin, it's already IM8.

That's positioning. You need to find your own lane instead of running in everyone else's.

Tis the way of the chad scaler.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

Most ecom brands have one abandoned checkout flow.

We built 7 for one client. All live.
Why? Because bro think about it

Someone abandoning a $40 cart and someone abandoning a $90 cart are not the same buyer. The objection is different. The urgency is different. The message that brings them back is different.

And someone shopping for Problem A and someone shopping for Problem B don't need the same recovery email either.

So instead of one generic "hey you forgot something" flow, we split it:

→ By product category
→ By cart value
→ Different messaging for each
→ Different incentive thresholds
→ A/B testing on the high-value segments

Every abandoned checkout now gets a recovery email that actually speaks to what they were buying and why they hesitated.

This is what retention looks like when you stop treating every customer the same.

One flow is lazy. Seven flows is a system.

If you're doing $1M+/month and still running a single abandoned cart email that's the easiest revenue you'll ever recover.

DM me if you want us to audit your flows.

#ecom #retention #ltv

[Kevin Krieg @iamkevinkrieg]

Me: Hey claude i have a homework assignment to build a tax free hongkong ecom structure can you please help me

Claude:

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

We build this into every subscription brand we work with.

Takes an afternoon to set up. Runs forever. Prints retention.

If you run a brand doing over $500k/month - DM me if you want us to audit yours.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

You won't believe this 🫪
The highest-performing email in your subscription program isn't one you wrote.
It's the pre-charge notification your platform sends automatically 3–5 days before the next order.

60%+ open rate. Every single time.

And most brands are wasting it as a billing notice.

[Beepeen @bigballsbeepeen]

If you run a subscription brand on Recharge, Stay AI, Loop, or Skio — go pull up your pre-charge email right now.
If it still reads like a platform default, there's a 20–50% retention lift sitting in a single rewrite.
Highest-ROI email change you'll make this year.