The Beard Guy

Just a guy and his beard.

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

You shave 100% of the beards you don't grow.

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Another week in the books. My beard is thirsty for whiskey and women with questionable morals. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Great thing #467 about having a beard. People mistake you for homeless and give you money for food......or liquor. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Having a beard is just like having a girlfriend. Except I have a beard. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

@GarrisonFive try this one on for size #gbeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

I just want to drive around listening to @The_Beards and picking up bearded hitchhikers and spreading the beard word throughout the world

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

@The_Beards are my new favourite band. They preach the truth about beards.

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

True friends never utter the words "maybe you should shave that beard". Those are what you call bastards. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Life without a magnificent crop of facial hair is truly no life at all. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

You only live once. Might as well not waste time shaving. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Happiness is a bushy beard on your face. True happiness is a bushy beard between her legs #Growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Don't tell me I have food in my beard. I know... because there is always food in my beard. The beardless don't understand #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

It's a new year. Time for a new beard....just kidding. It's the same beard I've always had because shaving is lame #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

The beard is calling the shots now. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Real men only shave under threat of unemployment. And even then shaving is still questionable. #growabeard #facialprofiling

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Shout out to @Schmu62 beard enthusiast and photography master. Hope to share a brew with you soon.

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

Shaving is a choice. A choice to say "I wish I had been born a girl". So be a man and #growafuckingbeard

[No Shave No Never @NoShaveNoNever]

No you can't touch my beard
No you can't touch my beard
No you can't touch my beard
Ok, you, you can touch it
No you can't touch my beard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

The average man spends 5 months of his life shaving his face. Bearded men spend an extra 5 months pleasuring a woman. #growabeard

[The Beard Guy @bigbeardguy]

@OR_Beards I've seen father @ZakkWyldeBLS several times. And each time I am in envy of his beard.