Juicebox

Florida attorney with Maryland roots. i spend the majority of my time thinking about what my next meal will be.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

It is a crime to send emails to attorneys after 2:00 pm on Fridays. Lawyers please share for awareness to keep folks out of trouble.

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Thought my app was stuck at 90% of installing an update😭😭

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

The Gen-Z broccoli haircut is easily the worst haircut in human history.

You can't change my mind.

[AJ @AJBolts]

“Tampa doesn’t care about hockey” #GoBolts

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT IN TAMPA!!

I will see all my fellow BOLTS FANS at Benchmark International tonight to beat the Canadiens and take the lead in this series!!

LET'S GO LIGHTNING!!!

[NHL @NHL]

TAMPA LOCKS IT UP ⚡️

The @TBLightning have booked their spot in the #StanleyCup Playoffs for the ninth straight season!

Presented by @PolymarketSport

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Tim Dillon: "There's people that go [to Disney World] without children..."

Tucker: "Without children? Why would you go without children?"

Tim: "Because people are sick."

[Mike Lawler @lawler4ny]

The worst governor in America… truly a grade-A idiot.

[Joe Papparotto @JoePappa]

These people must not have been around for the 2018 run. The @UMBCAthletics account is out to ruin lives. Tweet at your own risk.

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Unbelievable also today tremendous joy in Retrievor Nation as @UMBC_MBB &
@America East regular season champs beat Vermont to earn automatic bid to @MarchMadnessMBB NCAA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The UMBC Retrievers are back in the dance.

Can they make madness happen again?

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

As the only team in the state of Maryland to make the Men’s Tournament, we look forward to a large bandwagon

[ESPN @espn]

UMBC IS GOING DANCING‼️

The last time they were in the NCAA tourney (2018), they became the FIRST 16-seed ever to beat a 1-seed (Virginia) 🔥

[Tristan Wirfs @TristanWirfs78]

Man…

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

If your lawyer didn’t sit though an entire semester learning about the rule against perpetuities you shouldn’t trust them

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

As an attorney, I have to choose my words so carefully all day. Whoever I'm talking to after work is getting unfiltered, unhinged, and unfinished thoughts

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The immortal visual of the entire Democrat party—upon explicit repeated invitation—refusing to stand for the core moral principle that US government owes its allegiance to US citizens and not foreign criminal invaders, is the most shocking image in the history of the US Congress.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Moment of the night: Democrats refusing to stand to affirm their allegiance to American citizens over illegal aliens. Will be signature moment of this speech. Trump nailed them.

[rock riley @realrockriley]

Look at this in Tampa.
Hockey town!