V.I.B(itch.)

*I'm the one that's tattooed on his arm.*

[Katelyn Klinger @loco4l0k0]

My life has gone from drunk texting, to drunk snapchatting, to drunk vining. Don't wanna know what's next.

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

How i handle a breakup? buy out the ice cream aisle, drink a handle of Jose, and text every boy in my phone.

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

I almost feel bad when a guy puts me on their bar tab seeing how my bill is usually equivalent to most people's rent. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

I "drunk text" people the second I have one sip because I feel like I have an excuse to. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

Is being a sugar baby justified when you can't pay for your summer classes? #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

Justifying immoral decisions since the 90s. Maybe I'll be a better person when I'm 30? #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

No matter the place, no matter the time or situation, wine is ALWAYS a good idea. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

The only thing my lips will be touching this valentines day is the spout of a bottle of Jose in my cupboard. #bigbitchproblems

[egui @eantuna12]

Every memory you have from a party night... Is a party foul #drinkBitch

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

"I faked it every time" is one of my go-to low blows. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

What is a bitch to do when all booty calls text you at the same time and they're all of equal look value? #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

I can't wait for you to text me so I can ignore the shit out if you. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

6 am needs a giant dildo stuck up its ass. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

That sigh of relief you have when you discover you didn't drunk dial anyone last night. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

The only good thing about finals week is the big box of wine that's awaiting the completion of my last one. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

I may or may not have accidentally tripped and fell and blocked your ex on your Facebook for you. #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

When you're in the middle of bitching someone out and your phone dies< #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

When you take 3 showers in one day to make sure you get all the sin off from last night > #bigbitchproblems

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

Jury duty>aids>shampoo in your eye>my hangover right now. #bloodymarytime

[V.I.B(itch.) @bigbitchproblem]

That instant feeling of panic you get when your mom calls and says she's stopping by your apt for a surprise visit. #hidethebong