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basically j talking to myself for my own entertainment so

[mountain crab @bigblacksariah]

@regraygiant Aw omg I love you so much !!! So honoreddd 💖

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@regraygiant Wow. Correct.

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my cleaning lady at work who only knows about 12 words in english still managed to tell me I “look bigger” after not seeing me for a while… soooo yaaaaa I’m gonna need to start working out bc that was tragic

[mountain crab @bigblacksariah]

Top 3 Spices in order:
1. Salt
2. Garlic Powder
3. Cinnamon

Do you agree or are you wrong?

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@regraygiant I literally have been saying this all day and I didn’t even see this

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Told Carl if he binges the first season of mormon wives all day tomorrow so we can watch season 2 together, that I would finally watch breaking bad… got him rightttt where I want himmmm hehehehehe

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just drove around town so my best friend could get some dick I’m such a champ lmao

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@regraygiant omgggg hiiiii I love youuuu

[raybie @regraygiant]

she may be the cutest thing to exist in this world

[mountain crab @bigblacksariah]

Every morning my dog finishes her breakfast, comes over to me, gets in my face, burps, and then fucks off.

[mountain crab @bigblacksariah]

Nike skims came out, if you know me, you know I’m broke. Don’t invite me to shit, i cant make it.

[raybie @regraygiant]

making @bigblacksariah watch nana and to find she’s watching it on her own…..true love $ friendship

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@regraygiant Give it back!

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@TheEdmJunkie_ It’s so freeing lmao

[Chris The Disillusioned @TheEdmJunkie_]

This is so @bigblacksariah coded

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I’ve had my car for 4 years and Olivia drunkenly found out I have remote start and I NEVER KNEW

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“why aren’t you drinking?”
“SHE’S ON LEXAPRO!!”
“I’m not even on lexapro or any antidepressant, I never have been?”

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fine, I’ll watch love island

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I have a bug bite on my leg and it’s swelling quite a bit. On one hand, carl thinks I will be ok. On the other hand, my dad thinks I will lose my leg if I don’t go the doctor immediately bc I’ve been supposedly bitten by a super poisonous spider. Not sure how to proceed now…

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first saturday in a while i haven’t been absolutely plastered… it’s def bc olivia is out of town, but still