Benjamin Turner

Sling'n steel and keep'n it real. Taco Bell is my homeboy.

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

@fightmechanic How/why are they 'great'?

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

As we sink into a collective national depression over the many degenerates who rule us, remember that there is one pure thing https://t.co/4PC9RMRuSF

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

Cool guy. Better president. https://t.co/vHufhHbLos

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Navy apologizes after one of its pilots draws enormous penises in the sky https://t.co/wMmBWHsNG2

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

#Mood

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

So yeah, this Uber ride will be interesting.

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

A man among ants. https://t.co/oXAAbKYjqu

[Allan @allan_cheapshot]

Today would’ve been the 65th birthday of Randy Mario Poffo, best known to wrestling fans as Randy "Macho Man" Savage. [Thread]

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

▪️Child molester running for Senate
▪️Attorney General defending treason
▪️Mass shooting at a school
▪️Republicans trying to destroy health care for tax cuts.

This is what passes for a NORMAL day since Donald Trump was elected president.

[JoeyDefy @JoeyDefy]

@JaimsVanDerBeek

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Today marks one year without Gwen. We miss her every day. #RememberingGwen

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

@RealHughJackman Ahhhhh, majestic Cabo San Lucas.

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

@Maddie_Brady #science

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

#WTFuck https://t.co/SihcpZlVMR

[🦄✨maddie.🥀🗡️ @Maddie_Brady]

I am so disgusted I can’t think of anything to say. I’ll just leave this here. https://t.co/AEh0QJc33m

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

#buttghost https://t.co/qwROjeAKXy

[Seth Morris @sethismorris]

My dog is celebrating Halloween by putting out horrifyingly smelly farts.
#buttghost

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

They're still the #bullets to me.

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

This too. https://t.co/lKPe5ePFjh

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

Yeah. https://t.co/4cGJeirJxy

[Benjamin Turner @BigBlockLetters]

Honestly, is Michael Bolton a 'no-talent ass clown'?

[Jonny Loquasto @JQuasto]

The Eagles adding Jay Ajayi to a roster that's already a Super Bowl contender like...