Bob

Bob is a 9-year-old, footlong goldfish adopted in February 2015 by a Colorado couple. The giant started life as a 12 cent feeder fish. S/he's a survivor!

[Bob @bigbobgoldfish]

Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the Ark? He had only two worms.

[Bob @bigbobgoldfish]

Spending the morning jammin to my theme song - Destiny's Child "Survivor." What's your theme song? http://t.co/tSJlQ2CSe3

[Bob @bigbobgoldfish]

Feed me!

[Bob @bigbobgoldfish]

Goldfish do not have three second memories in list of animal myths exposed - via @Telegraph http://t.co/seeHVYG8FB

[Bob @bigbobgoldfish]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh