war criminal

“pensive but like in a fun way.”

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

shout out to felix man. he’ll get his slam soon 💕

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

coco looking like angelique kerber rn omg !

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

SHOUT OUT TO THE BIG POLISH MAN LOLOLLLL NAOMI IS A GIFT

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

i’m glad pharrell stopped wearing them stupid ass jeans

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

somebody need to rein druski in. he giving out too many invites without congressional approval

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this is so fucking funny

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

@lumenally_ @ceciATL i was gon say ! dr. joy james has a lot of info on this v subject lolll

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

where did all these hoodies without drawstrings come from ??? who thought that was a good idea ???

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

there has to be someone else to collaborate with that’s not asap and travis scott. there just has to be

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

also — can’t believe i’m even saying this — that adidas joint w trevor lawrence and travis hunter is pretty good

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

i know it may be too early to speak about trotter’s debut at bottega, but the clothes, while dreadfully beautiful, looked v difficult to wear in terms of practicality — v heavy and cumbersome. maybe these clothes were just for “show” and the wearable stuff is around the corner

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

please do not come around me w them fucking meta glasses. those are wires. you niggas are feds.

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

we need to ban microphones. we need to ban phones. we need to ban micros. we need to ban it all !

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

@ayikaz GOTTA GET SABALENKA GOOF ASS OUTTA HERE TOO

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

GET IGA LAME ASS OUTTA HERE !!!

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

TAKE COCO OUT ALL THESE ADS. YALL ARE DISTRACTING MY BABYGIRL 🥺

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Thinking of this piece the neurologist Oliver Sacks wrote before he died, on how he perceived smartphone use as essentially a neurological catastrophe.

He’s advocating for something like the opposite of mindfulness — instead, the problem is that we’re too stuck in the moment.

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

felix has the first kit that actually looks like it’s y-3

[war criminal @bigbodybenghazi]

@SirEddieC @VictoriaFutures smartest thing said on here in a min. brand aggregation made sense when nike retail was“Niketown” — til this day, one of the greatest articulations of a brand world IRL. but their current iteration of retail is abysmal. there should’ve been a standalone ACG store a decade ago