druk ☭

wanna c nirvana but don’t wanna die yet| 19!!

[duke @millersgft]

Porn videos on Twitter be having 700k views and two comments

[cee @1ovesickkk]

i honestly think life is pretty great as long as i am always distracted and dont think about anything for too long

[𖥻 ׁ ׅ Kylar ! ׁ ׅ 🪷 @kycr3s]

straight people be like: “Look how much I hate you ❤️”

[Bubb Rubb @whistlet1ps]

how long after sex is it appropriate to ask for more sex

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

When she does this at that stage where you already hate her, it genuinely feels like you are being electrocuted.

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

male coworkers be like “my wife hasn’t slept with me in 5 years”

[elv ꕤ ｡˚⋆ @cyberelv]

Canceled an uber because she wasn’t moving, ordered a Lyft and it’s the same driver.

[sexiestliar ᥫ᭡。 @acrazybih]

I have a confession… burger king burgers real good as fuck bye

[SEX @kakesus]

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como me sinto depois de apagar uma conversa onde havia toda uma história

[SteelyDalty @_dalty_]

All of my tweets are coded messages to my ex girlfriend

[uu @um33m3]

i hate missing people that i know don’t miss me at all

[𑣲⋆ @xolyviaxo]

If you litter you are a nasty dirty stinky funky ass bitch

[r @bytotta1]

so that's it? do we just forget about each other now?

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

while you're on twitter hating i'm getting my thighs rubbed under the table

[Greg Greg @EmbiidAmputee]

They said you hated fun if you said this shit sucked

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“if you don't do it another man will”

[club reefah don @TisaKorean]

niggas be tryna have full convos at party while the music is at volume 100