Oh, hey. Didn’t see you there.
What?? I don’t CARE if my “phat spider dumper” needs to “twerk until you cum”, i’ve got people to save!
…maybe later~? 🕸️
FUCK this is NOT guh—goOOD—~!!
*Before she could finish, Gwen grew yet another 100ft. The city below her shook as her gigantic, costumed arse hung in the air.*
Fuuuck I’m huge. What if… what if I started TWERKING? ❤️🕸️
Gravity is such a bitch sometimes.
I mean, sure. I’ve got the whole “crawling on walls” thing but… doesn’t my ass look SO fucking heavy~?!
Like, fuck! No wonder they sound earthquake alarms whenever thid cake shakes, I gotta fuckin’ BOOTYQUAKE on my back! ❤️🕸️
Gah, I ripped my suit again!
I need to take some new measurements, or at the very least cut back on the wheat cakes, my ass is fucking HUGE now! I saw it in the Bugle yesterday, “SPIDER-MENACE SPORTS BOUNCY BIMBO BOOTY”, SO annoying…
Not WRONG, though. ❤️
Aw fuck— dude REALLY?! On the suit…?
Jesus, that’s fucking warm… well, I suppose it does get pretty cold around NYC when i’m working. You got a few more shots in you~?
Yeah, you’re a lucky rooftop perv. Look, i’ll even wiggle my hips a little! 🍑🕸️
Hnfgh… FUCK! You ever knock before you walk into a girl’s room?!
What do you mean “my ass is clapping so loud car alarms are going off”? I don’t fucking CARE! This songs too fucking hot to pass up! Come on, you love Iggy Azalea~.
Come a little closer, don’t you wanna sniff? ❤️