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[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

So pathetic. I don’t know what to say.

In Lucerne, Switzerland, yesterday a man started groping a woman and her daughter at a swimming spot on the river.

The husband intervened and others joined him and held the man down. The police arrived and took him away in an ambulance.

The witnesses said the man was drunk, possibly on drugs and did not speak much German.

Later that day, according to local news reports, the police let the man go and he returned to the scene, where he was harassing people and was taken away for a second time!

Reports are that the man is from Guinea, 18 years old and an asylum seeker.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Trump should just bar USPS mail in vote delivery at the 11th hour and say "sue me"

[Jack @jackunheard]

I’d give him my ID, vote, and carry on with my day.

This is exactly how it should be.

Nothing controversial about this.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

So, basically, we just learned that if a state passes a law to accept mail-in ballots weeks after Election Day,

SCOTUS will uphold the law.

This is how our country dies.

[June @HoodieBrunson]

Landry Shamet on Instagram:

“Let’s run it back, NYC.” ❤️❤️

[Mike @bigbosa72]

@mdorans_ This is what happens when these players chase the money. Knicks are top tier truly classy.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

More people will see this meme than every WNBA game combined this year.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If you're pregnant while breaking into Taylor Swift's house and give birth in her living room, are you and the child now legally allowed to live there for the rest of your lives while Taylor Swift helps pay for your expenses?

Find out tomorrow when the Supreme Court rules.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Now the Democrats have 5 extra days…

Over the last 20 years:

Elections decided on Election Night:
Republicans: 52%
Democrats: 48%

Elections decided AFTER Election Night:
Republicans: 20%
Democrats: 80%

This is totally insane.

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

Caitlin Clark is literally just a talented 24 year old young woman who wants to play the sport she loves and excels at. She has done nothing wrong, and certainly does not deserve any of this weird agenda-driven bullshit.

What the media and the WNBA have done to her is criminal.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

😂😂😂true.

[Z @insatiablevine]

When a conservative SCOTUS rules that you can count ballots for months after the election and a conservative Senate refuses to pass the SAVE Act, we know for a fact the swamp is in charge and is stealing elections.

This is a wartime moment.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup released a new “Hershey’s Simply 5 chocolate syrup” that only contains 5 ingredients

But this begs the question, if they can make this syrup with only 5 ingredients. Why have they been selling us the normal one with 12 ingredients and chemicals. Here are the full ingredients for comparison

Classic Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup ingredients:

• High Fructose Corn Syrup
• Corn Syrup
• Water
• Sugar
• Cocoa
• Potassium Sorbate
• Salt
• Xanthan Gum
• Mono- and Diglycerides
• Polysorbate 60
• Vanillin (artificial flavor)

It includes HFCS, preservatives, stabilizers, and artificial flavor

Hershey’s Simply 5 Chocolate Syrup ingredients:

• Sugar (or cane sugar)
• Organic Invert Syrup (or organic invert cane syrup)
• Water
• Cocoa
• Natural Vanilla Flavor

Many people are saying the new Simply 5 tastes much better. They’re saying it’s more natural, richer chocolate flavor and less artificial aftertaste

[The Pragmatist 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ThePragmatistGB]

I would rather a million migrants drowned in the channel than a single British girl be raped by a migrant.

I care about my own people. I don't care about theirs, not anymore.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

It was 93 degrees in Chicago today with a 105 heat index, but I barely even noticed because it was 67 degrees in my house, 68 degrees in my car, and 69 degrees in my office, thanks to the greatest invention of all time called air conditioning!

Europe is so stupid! 🤣

[Big Knick Energy @BigKnickEnergy_]

Not a single NBA trade has yet to make me think the Knicks will struggle to repeat.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you think banning residential AC is going to save the world, you're retarded.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 CAITLIN CLARK GETS PUMMELED — WNBA DOES NOTHING 

Dan on Outkick to Laura Ingraham drops truth on the league’s treatment of its biggest star:

The WNBA is run by angry African-American lesbians who resent Caitlin Clark, a straight, white, ultra-talented phenom with a boyfriend and massive hype. Jealousy, pettiness, and racial/sexual politics on full display.

Hits from behind, cheap shots to the neck/throat/eye, targeting every game. Refs and league ignore it. One-game suspension for a blatant choke? Laughable.

“It started the moment Caitlin Clark got into the league… The undercurrent is race and sexism. She’s heterosexual. She’s white. They can’t stand that she has this popularity.”

Even Sophie Cunningham calling it out. League refuses to protect the golden goose bringing eyes and money. Front office silent.

Protect Caitlin Clark. Stop the cowardice. Talent shouldn’t get punished for winning. The WNBA’s jealousy is killing its own golden moment.

[Bee 🐝 @beemyli]

Manager: "Hey, just a heads up, we had to add a $150 'facility maintenance fee' to your rent portal this month for the pool upkeep."

Tenant: "I checked my signed lease this morning. It explicitly states all amenity fees are locked in for the 12-month duration. I'll be paying my standard rent amount."

Manager: "Well, inflation hit our chemical supply costs hard, so leadership issued a blanket update for the whole building. Everyone has to pay it."
Manager (shrugging casually):

Tenant: "I understand. I'll just deduct $150 from next month's rent then, since the gym treadmill has been broken since April."

[Resist CBDC 🏁 @Resist_CBDC]

One of these is considered an existential threat to Europe.