Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne

Divorced Jewish father of four. Investment banker by day South Alabama Signu alumni class of 1987 by night.

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

We deadass have Alejandro Rapinoe as our left winger. Game has never been more gone #chelsea #bluecoout #gamesgone

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@lounge_dawg I am going to crawl into your moms box and you’re gonna have step brothers big dawg

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@ReportBulldawg You’re a bitch so shut the hell up

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@wesj_42 You’re a faggot

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@buckbelue8 @680TheFan Kill yourself

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@wesj_42 Well I hope your stepkids like an absent father after I impregnate your girl and dip to go get milk from the store

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@PDunphyBurner Have we ruled out the fact that your mom likes this dih #nope

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@RonBlaxton I can’t forgive your sister for the cavernous box I was in either #didntfeelathing #stillwetlikeawaterslide

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@MDukes45 Your moms box is also disappointing

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@BIODAWGSPORTBOI Don’t really understand pinching your moms nips but they still get hard

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@BIODAWGSPORTBOI Same reason your mom is still letting me hit… cause it’s great

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@bulldawgrecruit I get lost in your girls bobs

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@RedPantsUGA Your moms box is gas station junk food #stillatetho #wouldeatagain

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@jwilkenjoyer Your moms box stinks

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@wesj_42 Your mom shows her titties to me and I still hit your aunt #hasaracktho

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@LFLatMSU Your moms box was also really bad #stillwouldhitagain

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@SmallwoodTrent I hit your mom really good last night big dog p.s. she loved it and wants more

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@TrillWilsosa How about your mom says thanks after the way I rearranged her guts last night

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@ChanceDawg19 Hopefully your moms box gets exposed to me this weekend

[Thomas “Box Eata” Hawthorne @bigbox69420]

@RedPantsUGA @GabefromGA Your moms box should be in my mouth