oakley😉

just here cause I think I’m funny and you need to know my constant thoughts.

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

@OddFuturePage @tylerthecreator @KALIUCHIS @vincestaples @TeezoTouchdown why can’t you come to TN bae😭

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

rip prince daddy (prince Phillip) gone too soon😩😩😩

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

i’ve never seen Jay-Z eat at red lobster... just saying 🤷‍♀️

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

to the assholes who have demanded “he’s your president” for the last 4 years.... look how the tables have turned lol

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

@katyperry liar 🤥

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Don’t just ban him from Twitter, FORCE him to join Bumble

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Got some things off my chest. ✌️🇺🇸

[avery @sunsetsapphics]

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Impeach Donald Trump.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Black people demanding a right to exist is seen as inherently violent.

White people literally taking over the US capital and staging an armed coup is seen as peaceful.

This is white supremacy.

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

“i miss you🥺” yeah i know lol, i was never the problem

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

“you’re so weird”

no i just have flavor😛

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

i will never say “i love you” first because that shit stresses me out. like what if they don’t love me back?!?

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

it’s always “wyd” and not “ilysm, please marry me you perfect human” 😒

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

girls will post about how it’s almost their birthday everyday for a month and then when you tell them happy birthday they’re like “what how did you knowwwww it’s my birthday???”😐

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

honestly don’t think i’m asking for too much🤷‍♀️😐

[larri @larray]

tested positive for being a dumb bitch

[oakley😉 @bigboy60168519]

@gingerr_julia 🥩