I think they expire tomorrow. I proceed to launch 95% of it on Scottie to win this thing. Sprinkled Cam Young because you just have to. Turns out they expire in a month - the inevitable?
Sitting on my couch watching UFC knockouts after a long day of fumbling the bag (possibly). I log into DK I got $5 - look on rewards I see MLB Grandslam. I threw jarred durran (tennis racket. Want him off the team). Turns out this guy goes jacks one. $1500 of bonus bets.
Ya see after a lot of the games guys like to ice up their arm. Other fellas think heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret. Hot ice. That’s right I heat up the ice cubes. It’s the best of both worlds. #HYUNJINxVERSACE
@BarstoolYak@BarstoolBigCat@rhoback I was ghosting last weekend and I went to leave some Twix bars on some guys front stairs and then as I'm about to run I see him helicoptering his dick into a yankee candle filled with hot wax. Can you believe that shit?
My dad came home from our trip to Prince Edward Island with a nasty wind burn from all the pow we shredded and I come home and my dads straight up balls deep in the slow cooked casterole with a half dozen Boston creme donuts in his mouth #lebron