Thomas Parsons

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I’m wanted in four states for thirteen accounts of home invasion between the years of 2003 and 2006

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@enovak1403 go away

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@enovak1403 @syrincks you people need help

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@rachellguyer send it

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@maia_i_am @MorganEDempsey thanks for being so game for the chaos

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@enovak1403 I’ll hold the door

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@enovak1403 I will die before I complete a heart with anyone

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@Jack_Parsons7 @gpcolorwar the 🐐 has spoken

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as a fellow Tommy, I have every right to say: He deserved it

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@enovak1403 @that_musicnerd John 16.4b-7

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@enovak1403 @that_musicnerd well, seeing as ice is a rock, of course there different types of ice

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@that_musicnerd @enovak1403 Of course there are different types of ice! there are different rocks, no?

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@that_musicnerd why have one personality trait when you can have multiple personalities?

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@flute_simp @enovak1403 @that_musicnerd It’s frightening

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@flute_simp @enovak1403 you’re both idiots

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@flute_simp See, I would say that, but I’m pretty sure that quote is from a self entitled sociopath. So, right up my alley I guess

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@flute_simp she must have broken up with someone

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@lindsaypatz I guess you got

Ghosted

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@flute_simp if he goes to the supreme court with sparse concrete evidence of voter fraud or election meddling it’s gonna be downturned mad fast ‘cause the majority of the justices want to preserve the constitution, which includes what you see before you

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@ayeitlindsay I’m in

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@KGMajkut @getawaycraver every time Jack talked my note was ‘dickhead’ and there is a little black note book with all the pages covered with that somewhere backstage