Opening Tinder Lines
Lon: If you're happy and you know it let me clap your cheeks
Ryland: Can I cum on your face? Sorry, may I?
Drew: Do you have any African American in you? Would you like some?
Spencer: How are you?
The Brand, with their flight to Florida being delayed 19 hours (7am to 2am), has split up. Jett, TJ, Lon, and Griffin have been spotted playing wallball in the DIA Departures lot. Drew and Spencer have been seen panhandling for spare change near the east terminal. More to come.
There have been some very serious, baseless accusations brought against The brand today. We want to leave no confusion. To the LGBTQ community, The brand stands with you.
*Witnesses a kidnapping*
911 operator: What kind of car are they in?
Me: A Chevy Silverado.
911 Operator: You mean the 5 Star Safety Rating, Best in Class V8 Horsepower Motor Trends Truck of The Year?
Me: Yes sir that’s the one