The Autistic Cards Fan

Right wing nutjob. Rabid Cardinals fan. Unhinged Vols fan. Baptist because I can't get along with anyone. Tylenol enjoyer #GBO🍊#STLCards

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

Bro has every right to hate the Cardinals. I'm not even mad at him, I'm still mad for him.

[Blue Jays Memes @Bluejaysmemes]

“Don’t you dare fucking pull me! I hate these motherfuckers with a passion! I’ve fucking got this, John; fuck these motherfuckers, let’s fucking go!”

Mad Max on what he told Manager John Schneider when he came out to the mound in the 6th

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@BBGreatMoments Rick Ankiel

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@JomboyMedia If "you can't fire me I quit" was a baseball player

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@SandyMac718 Can we fast forward to when this guy is in the show? I'm so ready it hurts

[Kareem Haq @KareemSSN]

Rainiel Rodriguez's stats since June:

194 PA
.329/.418/.593
11 HR
11.3% BB%
20.6% K%

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@Jandystl Our day is coming

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

Getting annihilated in the playoffs would be better than I ever expected and it'd still be better than the last few years so...meh 🤷‍♂️

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

3.5 out after playing some horrendous baseball.

Sneaking into the 3rd wild card spot just to get killed in the playoffs is the dream

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Yordan Álvarez Triple Crown Watch

𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲
.330 (1st) - leads Yandy Diaz by .029

𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀
35 (1st) - leads Ben Rice by 4

𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗜𝗻
84 (1st) - leads Ben Rice by 11

[Evangelical Dark Web @EvangelicalDW]

This is probably fake but that goth OF hoes are undesirable is very real.

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Maybe not but don't act like this discussion wasn't a thing when the Yankees were buying rings

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@grisingTRS @VinnysCorner1 Amazing how the guy who hit 340 also crushed OBP, SLG, OPS, and OPS+

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@NotHankDave @VinnysCorner1 Mike Sweeney had a higher OBP than all of these dudes who hit 240 today.

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@Jacobtheclipper @BankHoops 54 while he was off playing another sport btw

[GB @gbb70]

The Dodgers have gotten 42 innings from the $60M tandem of Snell & Glasnow

$20M Edwin Diaz has 8R allowed in 8IP

$60M for Kyle Tucker’s 95 OPS+

And none of it matters because they can spend another $300M

Carrying water is your job but the Dodgers spending money well is beyond asinine

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@Cardinals_Live_ I'll keep Noot thanks. No on Duran.

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@SdotL49 @ScottHughesCBB No. Hell no

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@LeatherholtMVP @DLeischner2 @Cardinals_Live_ His bat is worth 100 points more than Winn, and he probably would play 3rd so it doesn't matter who has better D

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@DLeischner2 @Cardinals_Live_ What package was discussed? My argument of "10 screenshots" was in response to your stupid comment that he isn't better than our 5-9. If the price is too steep, sure, pass, but to act like he isn't better than who we have is just uninformed bs

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@SandyMac718

[The Autistic Cards Fan @BigCardsTard]

@mikelikessports @RumorsandRants Hes telling you that MLB has essentially tilted the field to the Dodgers and you continue with this line and acknowledge nothing being said...🤦‍♂️