Charlie Stayt:
"Chris Mason, can you give us an insight into the current mind set in no 10 Downing Street?"
Chris Mason:
"No, not really. But I'll happily make something up, based on conjecture, speculation and completely made up rumours."
#BBCBreakfast#R4Today
@EmmaSzewczak Man in park talking bollocks. Dog walker here, and I’m owned by a large breed myself, Otterhound! Slowly slowly build up time walking. I’ve seen hips/elbows/knees etc buggered because owners said ‘they were enjoying the walks and wanted to carry on!’ 🙄🐾🐾
@fwmarqix Visiting Hiroshima, in the memorial park a group of primary school children The bravest of the group came up & extremely politely asked if they could practice their English. all took turns introducing themselves/asking where we were from
And what our favorite Japanese food was ❤️
@Her_Nonymous_D two daughters at university both in big cities with big city attractions. Both have said independently that sometimes, when they have a ‘grown up’ decision to make they hear my voice in their heads helping them decide. It was worth every time I thought they weren’t listening
This woman said: I stopped dating 4 years ago when my ex broke up with me to be with someone else, but I recently made a Bumble account. Matched with an older man who seemed down to earth and said he was looking for a serious relationship. After we chatted a bit, he said we should hang out and I suggested a coffee shop. He said "it’s not going to work out because I'm not here to spend money… you can come over, just bring some beers and I'll see if you can pass the cooking test". I blocked him right after that.
When I was One
I had just begun.
When I was Two
I was nearly new.
When I was Three
I was hardly Me.
When I was Four
I was not much more.
When I was Five
I was just alive.
But now I am Six, I’m clever as clever.
So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.
~A.A.Milne #Dunblane
🚨 This is no joke
The Seattle Opera House has just released the promo code “Timothée” for their production of Carmen
Next-level genius marketing unlocked 🔓
This is Neep, the enormous son of Turnip. He’s the size of a small pony and has a teaspoon sized brain.
Like a 15 year old boy with unlimited energy and the survival skills of a sock. Occasionally makes poor life choices involving fences, digestive biscuits and the postman.
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
86.3% of people eligible to vote in Gorton and Denton did not vote for Reform UK!
72.3% of those who actually voted did not vote Reform!
Why are they getting so much air time on the BBC?
@kwoade I have a ‘diva’ pug that I walk that absolutely hates rain/wind/snow etc. in fact only likes slightly warm sunny weather - the conversations I have with her, encouraging her to move, telling her it’s good for her to move her hips and she’ll thank me when shes older 😂🐾🐾