Londoño

Kíkọ ni mimọ. Football Manager and vibes.
#MerciArsene

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Used La Liga stats to award Lamine Yamal best young player of the year over Pau Cubarsí

Used the World Cup stats to award the Yasin Trophy to Unai Simon over David Raya.

Used Bundesliga stats to award Ballon D’or to Harry Kane over Mbappé.

Used Champions League stats to award club of the year.

Use World Cup to award manager of the year.

Ballon d’or in a nutshell. Zero consistency.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

People will not understand but everything Manchester United are going through currently is because of Zubimendi.
If he did not gift them a goal at the Emirates, Carrick probably does not get retained.
Zubimendi has single handedly ruined that club by playing chess.

[Tirvo @tirvo_]

Gordon couldn’t do all this in the Premier League and you want us to believe La Liga is the best league.

[𝐋𝐮𝐤𝐞 @MolyneuxLuke]

Luke Shaw pushed Bentancur over
Bentancur gets up goes head to head
Luke Shaw falls to the ground

Man Utd squad just a bunch of victim pussies 😂

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Cement raise from N2500 to N12,000 in just 3 years and you call it good governance.

Agbako buruku ni pupo yin.

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

“Can you allow your mother in law sit in front when your husband is driving”

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“You fit sabi their occupation, make you no sabi their source of income”

I dey always laugh anytime i remember this. E too real 😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[Johnmark @jayhemz]

The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.

You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.

Taking note.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Cooking gas is now 2400 and you people are still dancing in church.

Nigerians, we never serious

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

If you believe in Sharia, live in a country that applies Sharia. There's 57 of them.

Don’t move to a secular state and then demand Sharia.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E be like person give Tinubu deadline to kpai all of us

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“We see government institutions doing the wrong thing and telling people to go to court. When a thief tells you to go to court, just know that his brother is the judge.” — Former President, Goodluck Jonathan

[Everest @novieverest]

If not for how tribalism and religion have divided us, cooking gas at ₦2,400 should cause a total shutdown on Monday morning.

But a shutdown is an attack on Tinubu and Ronu gangs.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If you dey marry, observe the kyn girls wey do aso ebi for your wife. observe watin dem wear, observe how dem dey behave. Na from there you go know your woman lifestyle and your regret fit start from there sef if at all

[mike @mikealebiosu]

the painful part is, if dem divide this country, na under tinubu i go still dey.

proper torture.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

When the PDP was destroying Nigeria, fuel was N87, gas was 150, rice 8k/bag, dollars N190.

Today that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria, fuel is N1400, gas 2k, rice 65k, dollars N1400.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Bandits do not deserve any reconciliation, what Dey Deserve is to be sent to almighty Allah.

~ Islamic cleric says