Ella

[frank @dookiecentral69]

Would you rather step on a needle or a wolf?

[frank @dookiecentral69]

Weed, magic, or anal?

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

I don’t do well with scary figures

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

I really hope my kid isn’t scary

[roddy @r_odric]

midnights was the coolest taylor swift has ever been or looked.

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

When my friend “Ike” beats alopecia: i care

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Excuse me can I get some umdafuqsauce on my nothing burger?

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Going to the gym feels like having a pet

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

My life be like: high cheese ratio

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

I get so WiFi off that house

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

U know it was a good dinner when there’s spittle all over the table

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

@dookiecentral69 Thank you for correcting youreself.

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Yall trippin about drinking your calories it’s actually a life hack because you just pee it out so

[frank @dookiecentral69]

If ur skinnier than me i better not hear u asking me to borrow my clothes

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

The Megamind to anything else ratio in my watch history has got to be at least 10 to 1

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Yes I like bad music OKAY it’s not my FAULT I just like EVERYTHING!!!!!

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Every show gotta have one incestuous character

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Every duo got one pee blonde and one poo brunette

[Ella @bigchungusfml]

Woke up feeling like a handsome bastard and mysterious playboy