Colleen Kramer

napping boarding & d o g s

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

a glass of wine (7) a day keeps my standards low and my parents disappointment high

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

“SEEKING SUGA BABY” ads up and down my street. Wondering if it is only for entry-level sugar babies or if their would be room to grow & advance to sugar toddler/ teen as years progress ?

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

I had “big boobs” at the end of 6th grade and then all the girls showed up with boobs for 7th grade and I was just like ????? nah honey you been straight up BAMBOOZLED

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

That ‘somebody’ is you, babe.

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

nvm. fuck em. they have it. I don’t have time for this

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

I really appreciate Disney+ for not including Cheetah Girls 3 on their site.. what a freaking waste of time that was for everybody. piece of GÁRBÄGĘ

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

just realized that the family dog in Cheaper by the Dozen is probably dead and I’m wheezing

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

sometimes I think about what my 9 year old self would do for Lizzie McGuire’s pleather silver bell bottom jumpsuit and OOF WE A LIL SLUT

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

is there a “do not save” list for the ppl who cover their ears when an ambulance or fire truck drive by?

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

@heldaddy69 HAHAHAHA plz go fuck yourself

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Family is first, unless it’s eighth

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Harry Styles on the Sept cover of Rolling Stone

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

imagine diving into one of these after a long day & u wake up in heaven..

[an idiot @conway_twitty21]

i really gotta stop sleepwalking

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey just wait to do a tiktok until everything is okay

[Colleen Kramer @bigcolmomma1]

Kramer 2020: well I blacked out