america’s next top fossil

i am one hundred and ten years old and i do my own stunts

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

wait so if there's mini crossword that means... crossword...

my man 😂🤝

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

#jules: “my email just texted me”

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Horton the Elephant
• Mayzie LaBird
• Gertrude McFuzz
• Vlad Vladikoff
• Mr. & Mrs. Mayor
• The Bird Girls
• YOPP!

It's time to find new friends.

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

@julesy102 ?

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

@austindrz you should have darcy get you that battery thing she got me

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

#jules, while watching groundhog day: “it’s weird because he’s doing the same day over and over……”

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

being able to heart react to messages is one my favorite parts of being alive

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

@julesy102 jules, i gotta say, i really like this one

[powerful jules @julesy102]

bulls are so cooked bruh they got my bf (5’9”) at the 2 😭

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I just got off the phone with zoboomafoo

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Five thousand three hundred fifty two!

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

as an actual english teacher, i consider taylor's engagement post caption to be stolen valor....girl, you can only claim that title once you've frantically attempted to explain active and passive voice to a group of children who don't even know how to find a verb!

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

just announced the taylor travis engagement to my 8th graders and one kid said "okay but who are those people?" ... i wish i could know that kind of peace

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

never hurts to ask!

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

just had a staff meeting where we discussed how we were going to deal with the "labubu issue"....now i know how my 5th grade teachers felt when they got together and decided to ban silly bandz!!

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

this back to school email from my principal is doing very little to quell the rumors that teachers and staff do indeed live inside the school building!

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

@julesy102 #youveperfecteditalready

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

achieved the impossible! (actually wore all three pairs of shoes that i brought with me for a one night trip)

[america’s next top fossil @bigcrinkly]

went to natural beauty road last week and they all knew you