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The 70s Were Good To Me.

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@elonmusknews30 Hi

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@hashjenni Go to the bathroom without my phone.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 13 years. Twitter has gone from a place to practice 1-liners to the quickest way ever to get fired.

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@Bennu Impossible to read due to unclosable pop-over ads.

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@AirWharton Ich bin ein Aggie, y’all.

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#UnitedAirlines absolutely talked me off the ledge today. Had a flat …in the rain …entering IAH. Missed my flights. Miriam and Quisha got me rebooked. Found dry towels to dry off and patted my head to tell me it would all be ok. They are my new best friends. And patient, too.

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You can’t fool me @PandaExpress Chicken is the one with feathers.

#MenuBoardMagic

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+5 minutes. Evaporating as we speak.
#nbcbcs

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@TVsMichaelOder You can borrow my badge.

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Dawn Wells and now Tanya Roberts. It’s like 2021 is ripping the posters off the walls off my teenage room.

I hope Raquel Welch is feeling ok.

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To all the people who didn’t eat their black-eyed peas last year...

Please, just one spoonful. The rest of us aren’t willing to take a chance with 2021.

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Sitting at work just watching the “I’m-out-of-office” emails arrive.

Apparently the world is on a voluntary shutdown until January 4th.

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The day after Christmas: when “Joy to the World” changes from “Heaven & nature sing” to “Jeremiah was a bullfrog”

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What happens to a Zoom call if the “touch up my appearance” box is unchecked?

Asking for a friend.

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@RotNScoundrel C D# F D#

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@NatureisScary Never give up.
Never surrender!

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If anyone was going to start something, they better not start it with College Station.

https://t.co/RbuhLPnaLK

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So many people showed up for the event you had to circle a dozen times to find a place to tie up your horse

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🎉 It's Texas A&M's 144th birthday! 🎉

On Oct. 4, 1876, we opened our doors as the first public institution of higher education in Texas! 👍 #tamu

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Sad Fact: When there are no more incandescent bulbs, Lava Lamps will stop working.

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I feel a little morose that I’m in the last generation to drive too fast while singing “Lo Lo Lo La Lola.”