Joshua Sampson

[Gumby's San Marcos @GumbysSanMarcos]

We wanted to show appreciation to everyone who did not leave #smtx. Mention this tweet today & you will get $1.50 off the buffet!

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

Twitter is just a big group text! #notsubtext

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@GenLee5 good luck this weekend brother! Learn new things for the chapter #frat

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@OscarMel_Vill @EarnestHale turning 21 in 1:30 hours! Lock your doors and hide your wives! Because I'm gunna get wild #3beerqueer

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

“@Lockwooddavid: @chelseahandler ms. Handler and I go way back! #sorryboutit

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Morning wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock.

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@genisreyes ◻ tonight?!

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@ZooeyDeschanel you were really hot in the new guy! #throwbackthursday

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@azizansari that's not a cheeseburger...that's my dick!!!
#retweet

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@chelseahandler you are the sexiest lady on the planet? What in the world so I have to do for a retweet?! #pleaseretweet #iloveyouso

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

My life is great! I gotta best friends like @EarnestHale and @OscarMel_Vill and I work night shift at Victoria's Secret!!! #lovemylife

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@Mikey_LEDN this is awesome. Who ?

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@OscarMel_Vill the fuck?! I was tailgate! #IFucksWithIt #notonmylevel

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

@OscarMel_Vill @EarnestHale @Kylie_Keller @mckinneykatie Los vega because I don't give a fuck! #topoftheworld #drunkfor4daysstraight

[David Garcia @DavidG_711]

I'm in a trunk.....

[Bobcat Greek Weak @BobcatGreekWeak]

I'm surprised Delts aren't taking another fraternity to Homecoming. #DudesTouchingDudes

[Joshua Sampson @bigdaddyjosh17]

I wish I got invited to Sean Patrick's with my niggas @oscarmel_vill @classic_says @marshypoo.
#imnotcoolenough