Evelyn

[Evelyn @bigdaddymasin]

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[Evelyn @bigdaddymasin]

just bought powerball tickets, I’ll report back when I’m mega rich

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It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, is it?

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ignorance is bliss

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hacked and deleted all of my contact info quick asf

[Evelyn @bigdaddymasin]

my tik tok account was robbed clean from me 10 minutes before I woke up today 😃

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sonder

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pain is temporary

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ofc I would lose the chrome hearts ring I got myself for my bday just a week ago 🤩

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oh, my entire purse, wallet and a dab pen too lol

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I bought a new pair of sunglasses for $500 yesterday and left them in my car’s cupholder with my sunroof wide open overnight and they were still there this morning, I ❤️ Boulder

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got my mugshot 😃

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coming out of aspen sunburnt and broke what’s new

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they should let you use emojis in passwords

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i had a dream that someone stole my rims

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losing the battle against todays stummy ache 😔

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I get so high and just be ordering two quarts of sweet cow ice cream on uber eats

[Evelyn @bigdaddymasin]

thought I booked a flight from London to Amsterdam at the end of May but it boarded yesterday lol

[Evelyn @bigdaddymasin]

getting real existential in this bitch