Jordyn Fahey

aspiring french fry

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Today as I was lying on the concrete having my lizard time an ACTUAL lizard fell in the pool and since I was out there I saved him! Lizards helping lizards
🦎 🤝🦎

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Tell me why my mother after downing 2 Mai Tais has DMed Jennifer Garner saying she can be her new BFF at least 5 TIMES TONIGHT

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A lady just looked down at my feet in sandals and asked why my toes were so red and when I said “ehhh they’re just sensitive” she said “mmm no I think your blood is on fire, you should def see someone about that” Comforting!!¡¡

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Ya know how your tiktok fyp recommends things you didn’t even know you needed? Well the Target dollar section does the exact same thing for me and the latest recommendation was this iconic lil pumpkin gnome man with leather boots

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Just found a bunch of my old random papers and judging from this first answer to a People magazine questionnaire I’m thinking that nothing can ever top my 2nd grade comedic genius

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@JimAndRich Thank you so much for the positive review, I’ll be sure to pass this information onto her!¡

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If anyone is in the market for a pro photographer just ask my sister. She has A LOT of patience and captures you at your best moments!¡ Her going rate is only 1 picture per request and no more! Here are some examples of her recent work

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happy National Treasure day to those who celebrate!¡ 🚢🔥🖋️🪙📜🔔👓⛪️⚱️💰🪜

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Today I’m playing the game of how desperately bored can I get while stuck in my room before purchasing slime from one of those accounts on tiktok

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@Beenthusiasm Jeanius

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This pic I just discovered of me wearing a jean dress at my aunt’s outdoor wedding in 115 degree weather will be referenced each time someone requests I do any strenuous activity outside this summer

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Is it psychopathic if you were to hypothetically save tiktoks for when you need to make yourself cry? Asking for a friend of course!¡

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I’m afraid I might be in my McDonald’s app era

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I’d like to pass a law that every adult should have to go down a slide at least once during the work day. I passed by one while walking the dog at lunch, slid down it, and I instantly became 20x happier. Secret to eternal youth and happiness I think

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Currently in my yearly bath, eating a hunk of bread, feeling like a medieval peasant

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@JimAndRich That isn’t very comforting

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Should I be terrified that there’s suddenly a squished dead fly on my ceiling and I’ve been the only person in here?

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Is it too much dedication to the bit if about 5 years ago I filmed a Target haul video for my boss as a joke and she was so confused so now every time I go to Target I film one and send it to her even though I haven’t seen her in like 4 years?

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@JimAndRich An icon right next to an icon (aka me)

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If you were wondering who the psycho jumping up and down with her alien arm was at the Kings game, I’m here to officially confirm it was me. Yes, I am now famous and on tv, but I will try to remain humble 🙏