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[K @bigdeal94]

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[K @bigdeal94]

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[K @bigdeal94]

I hate ending the night like this..

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher.

[Shivers @GivesYouShivers]

"THIS...IS.....ROW Q!!!!!!!!!!!" - mrs Davis.

[Fact @WTFLifeFacts]

It takes 1/5th of a second to fall in love.

[Fact @WTFLifeFacts]

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating.

[Fact @WTFLifeFacts]

People born in 1995-1999 have lived in 3
decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums. And
they are not even eighteen yet.

[Ron Burgundy @gunshowtickets]

She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.

[🤠 @DevannGuidryy]

When someone text me sayin they "have a question" or "need to talk" I think the worst! everytime! Lol

[Ron Burgundy @gunshowtickets]

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.