Marco Valerio Marziale

Roman Poet, deaf by my left ear but still kicking ass.
Almost daily Latin epigrams to brighten your day.
(Account owned by @__Alatus_ and @GeriaMarziale)

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Nil recitas et vis, Mamerce, poeta videri: quidquid vis esto, dummodo nil recites."
"You never recit your poems, Mamerco, and you want to appear as a poet: be whatever you want, as long as you never recite anything."
#LiteraturePosts #poem #shutup

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

nor the wheel of the cart of a poor merchant, nor the muscles of a bison kept in a cage, nor the teeth of a ferocious boar. There's only one thing, though, that he will never be able to deny: the only thing as consumed as Edilo's cape is his own ass."
[3/3]
#LiteraturePosts #ass

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Nil est tritius Hedyli lacernis:
non ansae veterum Corinthiorum,
nec crus compede lubricum decenni, nec ruptae recutita colIa mulae, nec quae Flaminiam secant salebrae, nec qui litoribus nitent lapilli,
[1/2 Latin]
#LiteraturePosts #ass #wasted #assjob #capesize

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

nor the sides of the streets that adorn Flaminia street, nor the stones that face endless waves, nor the hoe that works on the vineyards of Florence, nor the rough cape of a poor citizen,
[2/3 English]
#LiteraturePosts #ass #wasted #assjob

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Quid faciat volt scire Lyris. Quid? Sobria fellat."
"do you want to know what Liri does? Oh, when she's sober she sucks dick for free"
#LiteraturePosts #sober #invinoveritas #cheap #truthofconversion

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

That Roman bussy had me acting unwise and I missed another day. We all make mistakes in the name of passion.
#bussy #Romance #Roman

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Sancta ducis summi prohibet censura vetatque
moechari. Gaude, Zoile, non futuis."
("the sacred edict of the Emperor forbids, in the strictest way, every kind of adultery. Rejoice, Zoilo: it's not like you fucked anyways.")
#Latin #Roman #LiteraturePosts #virgin #JOY

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Cur tantum eunuchos habeat tua Caelia quaeris,
Pannyche? Volt futui Caelia nec parere."
("You ask me why your Celia always has sterile men as her companions, Panncio? Celia wants to be fucked, but not give birth.")
#Latin #Roman #LiteraturePosts #Literature #cheatinggirlfriend

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

@__Alatus_ Pride mihi placet. Ego semper sum superbus.

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Uxorem nolo Telesinam ducere: quare?
Moecha est. Sed pueris dat Telesina: volo."
("I don't want to marry Telesina"
"Why?"
"She's a cheater."
"But she gives herself for free to the youngsters."
"Then i want to.")
#latin #Literature #LiteraturePosts #Roman #Cheater #loveislove

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"You shave your chest, your legs and your arms, and your cock is adorned by trimmed hair: Labieno, you make sure that everyone knows that you do this for your girlfriend. But who is the person that you shave your ass for?"
#LiteraturePosts

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Quod pectus, quod crura tibi, quod bracchia vellis,
quod cincta est brevibus mentula tonsa pilis,
hoc praestas, Labiene, tuae - quis nescit? - amicae.
Cui praestas, culum quod, Labiene, pilas?"
#latin #Roman #LiteraturePosts #HairyHole #kessie #Taranto

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"[...] Hoc Malchionis patimur inprobi fastus,
nec vindicari, Rufe, possumus: fellat."
"[...] Such is the offense we receive from that wretched Malchione, and we cannot even wreak revenge on him, Rufus: he likes to have cocks in his mouth."
#revenge #vengeanceisbest #Disgraceful

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

Didn't upload yesterday because I was too busy having crazy sex, I'm not apologizing.
#SorryNotSorry #LGBTQ

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Thaida Quintus amat. Quam Thaida? Thaida luscam.
Vnum oculum Thais non habet, ille duos."
("Quinto loves Taide"
"Taide who?"
"Taide the cross-eyed."
"she's blind in one eye, and he's blind in both.")
#latin #Roman #LiteraturePosts #Literature #roast

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Ad cenam invitant omnes te, Phoebe, cinaedi.
mentula quem pascit, non, puto, purus homo est."
"Febo, all the passive men invite you for dinner. The man that feeds cocks, I think, it's not a clean one."

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Facere in Lyciscam, Paule, me iubes versus,
quibus illa lectis rubeat et sit irata.
O Paule, malus es: irrumare vis solus."
("Paulus, you want me to write verses about Licisca
in order to make her blush and get jealous.
Paulus, you're wicked: You only want to stuff her mouth.")

[Marco Valerio Marziale @bigdick_Roman]

"Lingis, non futuis meam puellam
et garris quasi moechus et fututor.
Si te prendero, Gargili, tacebis."
("You lick my girl, but you don't fuck her, and you brag about it almost as if you were a great lover and playboy.
Gargilio, if I catch you, you won't open your mouth again.")