Rejoice, Americans! You can finally buy a 69mm condom without having to jump through hoops importing from overseas.
The @denoftitans Titan 3XL is the first FDA-cleared 69mm condom available in the US. Titan also offers a 64mm 2XL, 60mm XL, and 57mm L.
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When Channel 4 aired the documentary "My Massive Cock", it caused a stir. While it addressed some of the issues that come from being very well-endowed, it also fell victim to exaggeration, objectification, and obvious fakery that made a mockery of it all.
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You might think that taller men would have bigger dicks. It makes intuitive sense. But if you ask the researchers that actually examine penis size, they're not so confident about that.
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When the new 64mm Durex XXL condoms launched in 2020, they were a godsend for thicker dicks. Finally, truly large condoms were being sold in stores in the US, stocked on shelves and everything!
But three years later, Durex XXL is dead. What happened?
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She shifted back, glanced up at me, and then back to the huge cock in front of her. It felt like forever before she pursed her lips, lightly shook her head, and then said, "I'm sorry, but no. You're not putting that *thing* inside me."
Oof.
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A recent Stanford study looked at dozens of other penis size studies and came to a surprising conclusion: penises got 24% bigger in the last 29 years. But... they got it wrong. So very very wrong.
Data management matters: put garbage in, get garbage out.
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Ever wondered how your dong measures up? What that *looks like* compared to average?
Wonder no more! Now you can just plug in any numbers you want and see how they compare.
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Back in 2015, a man in Mexico claimed to have a whopping 19.8-inch penis, the largest in the world.
That ended up not being true, and the real story is about the sad exploitation of man with clear mental illness.
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"You can fit a baby through a vagina, no way a dick can be too bi—"
Shut up. Just stop talking and take a few moments to learn about anatomy and the absolute trauma that is childbirth: https://t.co/TPul6S0uOM
Tomorrow marks a new month and the return of all the “No Nut November” memes. But is it just a harmless challenge and a bit of meme fun, or is there something more seedy lurking beneath the holding back of one’s seed?
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How to measure a penis: grab a tailor’s tape, we’ve got some numbers to find!
Length: Straight or curved, press into the pubic fat pad to the pubic bone.
Curved? Measure the inside and outside of the curve, then average.
Girth: Wrap it up!
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Just because you can stretch a condom over a limb doesn’t mean it’s a good fit. Arms and legs have bones and muscle that penises do not.
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