1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming
wish all younger women to have grace + understanding towards older women. this entire narrative of “she’s an old hag who is jealous of youth and beauty” is really sad. women didn’t have the information we have available and ONLY knew how to sacrifice their youth to caretaking…