Girl.

S⬆️SCB Sexy(ish) Librarian

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

When Gwen Stefani said “don’t tell me cuz it hurts” I felt that.

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Ugh I forgot nice weather means kite season and I have to watch people fly their stupid fucking kites

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

So a jew, and puerto rican, and a hatian walk into a lapsed evangelical preacher’s basement (not the start of a joke this is my life)

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Just my pre grocery shopping ritual of smoking a joint in the car while blasting the outlander theme song

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

The thing about me is im gonna stash an edible in my pussy at this bruce springsteen concert

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Im gonna need someone to explain vera bradley to me because that shit is ugly

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Why am I the only aunt at this egg hunt in a slutty outfit?

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

I will never edit a text. I said what i said.

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

It’s so funny to me because always feel the need to like “announce” to me that they don’t like Beyonce thinking I’ll be appalled but really I’m like okay good one less person to compete with for tickets

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Why this blizzard make me horny as fuck?

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

No offense but I hope everyone who has crypto goes bankrupt like okay glad you had fun with your fake fucken money 🙄

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Found my fenty skin salted caramel body butter so now I don’t have to kill myself

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

When you’re depressed and have shingles for some reason so you buy a $400 rolling tray (I cannot roll a joint).

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

I miss my anklet

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

@LuvXmaiko Honey. And Gloria.

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

@thenihiin College Dropout for suuuuuure

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Still think about that one time in high school I got a job at Hollister and I met a guy at our job orientation and we both just left halfway through and hooked up in the parking lot instead

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

College was really like the weirdest part of my life.

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Not Chauncey!!!

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

When you’re depressed so you get hooked on police body cam footage TikTok

[Girl. @bigdickwitchh]

Finding out about my grandmas apparent lifelong dream to take a cruise through the Panama Canal.