djdicky

Self made.

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

would you have sex with Quasimodo, yes or no?

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks is the best thing that’s happened to America

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

the PR for Red Delicious apples should be studied

[Brianna Pintens @lilbobobo_duh]

if you’re having a bad day ask yourself:
when was the last time a dog fell out of your window

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

God hates the prettiest girls

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

why did they make munchausen by proxy so fun to say

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

If you think about it. A tampon is just an ornament for your body

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

New York views the IKEA in red hook the same way Minnesotans view the mall of America

[C money @fionaapplewatch]

Dating a girl

[C money @fionaapplewatch]

going through my own tweets and shaking my head and slapping my knee

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

Keith McNally is Deux Moi

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

Once I get health insurance I’m gonna be hot

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ibuprofen is a girl and tylenol is a boy if that makes any sense

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

they fucking nailed it when they named it Snorkeling

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

Don’t tell me your zodiac sign, tell me your tampon brand of choice and I’ll make my judgment then

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

the line between girlhood and women hood is not putting ranch on salad

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

@fionaapplewatch That’s so brave

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

Literally not 1 of the 27 of you found this relatable?

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

Girls are either spooked or horny or both

[djdicky @bigdickystan]

every mta driver has a crush on me even if they don’t know it yet