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j a kid w some whack thoughts hbu

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Ion tweet for clout but it’d be nice to get some 😪🙏

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@kanyewest Ye, Mr. Westmund, cayenne west: rise against the kardashians w the lord, @ScottDisick, get them kids.

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Stop asking abt student loans and start asking about the return of the gold standard

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Yk ur getting older when the man on the moon albums rnt enough anymore

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Yk these hoes ain’t loyal when Fiona cheated on Shrek in shrek 2

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Hoes both the problem and the solution

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Bitches be like: when they’re ugly but in a hot way🤩

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Y’all egos r so big you’ll say shit like “couches r j beds for ur ass” and think ur a genius

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@ScottDisick punching the air rn

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Congratulations to the most beautiful, adorable, affectionate, fabulous, made for each other couple in the world! Love you guys!!!!!! @kourtneykardash @travisbarker ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hunt for homies not hoes

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Eyebrows r meant to be sisters not twins

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Ppl who r attracted to blonde guys j ashamed to admit they’re attracted to Ellen

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The ONLY mistake Madagascar made was not having mort sing ur love is my drug is to King Julien

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5th wheeling in my own dam house

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To all the children of milfs remember she couldn’t do it wo u

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Olympic medals for nba players r j side quests

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Trail mix is j deconstructed peanut butter cups

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When bitches start using ur own personal lingo but ur not even tight like that #outtapocket

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My dream is to name some siblings Molly, addy, and zan

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Every man think they meant to be a comic, like we need audience members too