Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction

Retired Spy- it’s bionic and no you can’t play with it…Former Mayor of Funky Town. Body by Gravy and stuff

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

My Wife: i dont feel so good.

Me: your sperm count is probably low.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

I can see the Gym I used to go to from this Burger King drive thru I’m sitting in.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

PortFolio?

Pffft.

More like PoorFolio

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Not to brag but I haven’t had an argument with my dog in over 1 days.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

@CollinRugg He just needs a Cliff Stretcher

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Looking back, The longest relationship I’ve had with a girl is little Debbie. We go way back.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Ham comes from Hamsters

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Her: so how old are you?

Me: Imma Walmart 35.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Four ass loads equals one shit ton.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

I have a 9 pound dog. He thinks his name is “ Stop licking those”.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Minus 3 degree temps coming soon. I’m hoping this layer of “Little Debbie’s” does the trick.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

At the dog park this weekend and found out my dog humps on the first date.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

#Mealthy Feeling good mentally, physically and emotionally. To heal. To grow. To feel whole.
#BeMoMealthy

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Her: Yeah, I’m only 23.

Me: I’ve got a “ To Do “ list older than that.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

An Black Friday Taco Deals?

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

This line is wild 💀

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Blind Dates & Colonoscopies are step friends.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

Fuck that send button! You do you baby!

[Dolla Sto Waffles @Wook316]

Farts come out louder when ur not wearing underwear.
I, along with 20 other ppl at Meijer, know this now.

[Steve.. Functioning Dysfunction @bigdills88]

@highprobably1

[Dolla Sto Waffles @Wook316]

I miss the days when I was a kid, watching golf on TV w my dad and just hearing him say " why the Fuck are we watching Golf on TV?!"